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For those ladies who love bags
All gorgeous ladies need gorgeous bags to flaunt! But they also need to know the list of what to carry in those gorgeous bags. So here goes! :D
1. Wallet: Sigh! Women do have to pay for their stuff sometimes. That’s where a wallet plays a major role – if you didn’t know yet. Second zipped compartment of the Large-Size Stylish Ladies Designer Handbag/Purse :D
2. Driver’s license: The traffic police guys ask a woman for it more often than any other species in the world (for obvious reasons). Good idea to carry it around! Handbag’s third (buttoned) pocket. :D
3. ATM card: It’s all about money, honey! Carry your own or someone else’s – doesn’t matter as long as you know the PIN by heart. If not, then don’t forget to carry the chit you scribbled the PIN on – Designer Handbag’s inner zipped pocket, please! :D
4. Cell Phone: Any woman’s life line. An empty battery won’t help. While leaving the house, make sure it is fully-charged. Keep within reach in the back pocket of the Stylish Ladies Designer Handbag. :-)
5. A lot of ‘chillar’: Pretty ladies – coins, coins and more coins save lives sometimes. Especially of the guy who gets to hear this 10 times a day, “BHAISAAB chhutta hai?” Third (unbuttoned) pocket Ladies Designer Handbag :D
6. Small Umbrella: Global warming promises monsoon in May and downpour in deserts. Smart girls always save something for the rainy day! :-) First (unbuttoned) pocket Ladies Designer Handbag :D
7. Pressed Powder: Forget a ton of makeup. Just one neutral-colored pressed powder and your face will be set to face the world throughout the day! :-) Second (zipped) compartment, Handbag.
8. Wet Tissues: Any woman’s quick-fix kit. Second Handbag pocket re. :D
9. Digital Camera: No true woman ever forgets dates (or lets her man forget them)! And dates are made up of moments – you’d never want to miss moments, would you? Zipped-waala Handbag compartment :-)
10. Sunglasses: Style baby, style! Plus harsh sunlight plus dirty dust plus grime plus pollution – all of them demand that you wear and carry sunglasses daily! First pocket of La Handbag :D
11. One plastic bag: Don’t get all those harmless trees killed re. A (nakli) survey shows that if women were to reuse shopping bags – 10 million trees would be spared the saw everyday! Kahin bhi daal do Designer Handbag mein :D
12. Writing Pad: Third (buttoned) compartment of the Stylish Ladies Designer Purse. Have to jot down things in a rush sometimes? Get a mini spiral pad. Jot down info. Tear-a-page and hand over to whoever needs it. :-)
13. Gaadi ki chaabi le li kya? First thing in the back-pocket of your Large-Size Stylish Ladies Designer Handbag. Coz the car won’t start otherwise.
14. Good for teeth chewing gum: Inner pocket of the second (zipped) compartment of the Designer Handbag. Keeps you fresh after eating food in the choicest restaurant of the cutest dhaba of your choice.
15. A lip gloss for that rainbow smile: Zipped pocket inside the zipped compartment of the Handbag. A perfect shade for that perfect smile. :-)
1. Wallet: Sigh! Women do have to pay for their stuff sometimes. That’s where a wallet plays a major role – if you didn’t know yet. Second zipped compartment of the Large-Size Stylish Ladies Designer Handbag/Purse :D
2. Driver’s license: The traffic police guys ask a woman for it more often than any other species in the world (for obvious reasons). Good idea to carry it around! Handbag’s third (buttoned) pocket. :D
3. ATM card: It’s all about money, honey! Carry your own or someone else’s – doesn’t matter as long as you know the PIN by heart. If not, then don’t forget to carry the chit you scribbled the PIN on – Designer Handbag’s inner zipped pocket, please! :D
4. Cell Phone: Any woman’s life line. An empty battery won’t help. While leaving the house, make sure it is fully-charged. Keep within reach in the back pocket of the Stylish Ladies Designer Handbag. :-)
5. A lot of ‘chillar’: Pretty ladies – coins, coins and more coins save lives sometimes. Especially of the guy who gets to hear this 10 times a day, “BHAISAAB chhutta hai?” Third (unbuttoned) pocket Ladies Designer Handbag :D
6. Small Umbrella: Global warming promises monsoon in May and downpour in deserts. Smart girls always save something for the rainy day! :-) First (unbuttoned) pocket Ladies Designer Handbag :D
7. Pressed Powder: Forget a ton of makeup. Just one neutral-colored pressed powder and your face will be set to face the world throughout the day! :-) Second (zipped) compartment, Handbag.
8. Wet Tissues: Any woman’s quick-fix kit. Second Handbag pocket re. :D
9. Digital Camera: No true woman ever forgets dates (or lets her man forget them)! And dates are made up of moments – you’d never want to miss moments, would you? Zipped-waala Handbag compartment :-)
10. Sunglasses: Style baby, style! Plus harsh sunlight plus dirty dust plus grime plus pollution – all of them demand that you wear and carry sunglasses daily! First pocket of La Handbag :D
11. One plastic bag: Don’t get all those harmless trees killed re. A (nakli) survey shows that if women were to reuse shopping bags – 10 million trees would be spared the saw everyday! Kahin bhi daal do Designer Handbag mein :D
12. Writing Pad: Third (buttoned) compartment of the Stylish Ladies Designer Purse. Have to jot down things in a rush sometimes? Get a mini spiral pad. Jot down info. Tear-a-page and hand over to whoever needs it. :-)
13. Gaadi ki chaabi le li kya? First thing in the back-pocket of your Large-Size Stylish Ladies Designer Handbag. Coz the car won’t start otherwise.
14. Good for teeth chewing gum: Inner pocket of the second (zipped) compartment of the Designer Handbag. Keeps you fresh after eating food in the choicest restaurant of the cutest dhaba of your choice.
15. A lip gloss for that rainbow smile: Zipped pocket inside the zipped compartment of the Handbag. A perfect shade for that perfect smile. :-)
Features & Specifications:
- Four main compartments, two zipped and two unzipped.
- First is the buttoned (unzipped) compartment. One magnetic button.
- Second is the zipped compartment.
- Third is the buttoned (unzipped) compartment again. One magnetic button.
- Fourth is – one outer back-side zipped pocket.
- Steel rings.
- Second compartment which is the main zipped compartment has one zipped pocket and two inner unzipped pockets.
- Double-strand designer shoulder straps.
- Material: Leatherite.
- Dimensions: Length x Breadth: 50 cm x 34 cm
- Weight: 856 gm.
- Colours available:
- Black.
- Brown.
- Cherry.
- Tan.
- Deep Purple.
- Dark Green.
Bold 'n' Bindaas:
Don’t dirty your beautiful bag by placing on germ-infected floors. Use the Bindaas Table Purse Hanger to keep off dirt!
2 comments:
My wife prefer small bags, first wife used to like large backs. Everything that you can imagine was in her bag. I remember I bought her the most expensive female bag, top fashion one to try to change her style. She even didn't touch it. Always say, not enough space.
Ladies has lots of stuff to keep in their bag.. so spacious bag is must for them.
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