Bodyliscious
Of good health and high spirit!
Main bahaut mota tha. I got kicked out of the college football team. My friends used to call me names – fatso, kaddu, motu, golu, Kung-Fu Panda! I weighed a grand 95 kg. I was extremely lethargic, couldn’t run and seemingly my mind was becoming round too! Plus, there was a larger concern – I was coming of age. What if I didn’t find a nice girl to get married to! One fine morning mom announced, “Bus bahaut ho gaya!” She decided to put me on a strict yoga routine! Yoga and me? I could barely stretch my legs.
The first day was a disaster. I slided and glided. By the end of the session I landed in the other corner of the room, meters away from where I had started - thanks to the slippery mat I was practicing on! The second day I slipped and landed on my back because I couldn’t adjust my posture on the same slippery yoga mat. Oh mockery, laughter and awkwardness! Was it my weight or was it the slippery mat? I couldn’t decide.
Mom, it’s going to kill me.
The first day was a disaster. I slided and glided. By the end of the session I landed in the other corner of the room, meters away from where I had started - thanks to the slippery mat I was practicing on! The second day I slipped and landed on my back because I couldn’t adjust my posture on the same slippery yoga mat. Oh mockery, laughter and awkwardness! Was it my weight or was it the slippery mat? I couldn’t decide.
Mom, it’s going to kill me.
